merry christmas

merry christmas everyone!

i'm writing this from the royal orchid lounge at don muang airport as my flight to shanghai has been delayed by a few hours. thanks to the miracles of modern technology, i'm able to update my blog for the first time in a while.

i checked the winterson.com site statistics for the first time in a while and was amazed to find out that this site is actually more popular when I'm not updating it. am averaging about 150 sessions per day, up from 100 a couple of months ago. of that about half are bots and the other half are (obviously very bored or very lost) readers.

the most popular search engine keywords taking people here are:

• "robomaid" - ever since my blog on robotmaid in september this site has had a flood of traffic, mostly from people looking for reviews or electrostatic pad replacements
• "winterson" - no doubt people looking for the other winterson
• "proxified" - i rank #3 on this strange search word
• "kai tak airport" - a common search, mostly for the video i posted
• "pittsburgh flooding" - ranked #1 for the pics i posted

then there are the (err...) more interesting keywords:

• "farang girl boob"
• "contacting a lost love, broken heart, love of my life"
• "which fruit is banned from public transport in thailand" - the answer being durian
• "anything"
• "rollar blades duck feet"
• "subservient stickman"
• "i saw colin farrel"
• "diarrhea antidisestablishmentarialism"