4.30.2007

a crushing experience

i came across an interesting picture in my random surfing the other day of a damaged submarine that was labelled as the kursk. the picture, one of the ones below, didn't seem to me like it could be the kursk as the sub looked too intact to have experienced what the kursk went through.
uss san francisco grounding incident
after look at a list of submarine incidents i found that it was actually an american submarine, the uss san francisco, that had run into an underwater mountain while cruising at its full speed of 35 knots. that's an object weighing about 12 million pounds hitting a mountain at 40mph- and surviving!
uss san francisco grounding incident
of course it wasn't without some fairly major damage, but it still is incredible that something can be built to withstand that sort of impact.
uss san francisco grounding incident
according to accident reports, one person died while 97 out of the 137 crew members suffered injuries.
uss san francisco grounding incident
the black honeycomb structure on the left is apparently the sonar array. not sure why it was covered up in the above photos- would think not protection from the weather as it had previously been underwater.
uss san francisco grounding incident
the above picture shows the angle that the sub hit the underwater structure. what's also interesting is the thickness of the hull. not sure of the scale but it looks to be a good three feet thick.
uss san francisco grounding incident
the sub was fitted with the forward section from another submarine, the uss honolulu, and is back in service- hopefully with some more accurate sea charts.

4.28.2007

rocky vi: is strange shell wave

working here in johannesburg, many of my evenings during the week are spent relaxing at home safely tucked away from the rather intimidating goings-on outside. in anticipation of this, i bought back from shanghai on this trip an enormous pile of dvds that i've slowly been making my way through.

one of the dvds i brought back with me was rocky balboa. i'd seen it already and enjoyed it a lot so thought that if the quality was ok it'd definitely be worth a second look.

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
i was hoping it was actually the right movie, as some dvds with incorrect titles are actually something completely different- a documentary of the making of the movie or even a completely different flick. i was happy to see it was both the correct movie and watchable. even better, the subtitles were hilariously mangled, almost as much as in the backstroke of the west dvd i bought a while back.

so without further ado, i present to you rocky vi: is strange shell wave.

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
"yo, rock!"
the names are all mangled. rocky is is strange.

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
though it looks like some sort of cultish religious greeting- she's actually saying, "hello, adrian's"

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
"are you little marie?"

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
mason dixon visits his trainer, who apparently has a lot to say.

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
rocky has an interesting way of greeting his customers.

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
"dixon onloads on balboa"

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
paulie tells rocky what he thinks of marie's son.

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
rocky explains his career decision to his son. totally harmless, it's just...

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
his son isn't too enthusiastic about the idea.

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
rocky's trainer carefully explains their strategy for winning.

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
"rocky balboa"

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
"mason dixon"

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
"mike tyson"

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
"10 rounds of heavyweight excitement"

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
"let's get ready to rummmmmmmmmble!!!"

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
"rocky! rocky!"

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
mason is hurt.

rocky vi: is strange shell wave
no spoilers here, but it's safe enough to show you that rocky... err... attained something.

altogether a great movie and I'm looking forward to both the normal and mangled versions of john rambo.

4.18.2007

arom sia


above is a fun klm commercial that's running in heavy circulation right now. in thailand a couple of guys race from an office on silom road to what looks like the old don muang airport.

'arom sia' means 'bad mood' in thai, though they seem to be having a good time.

4.14.2007

2007 bangkok motor show

last weekend my friend and i decided to visit the thailand auto show going on at bitec in bangna. we made the decision pretty late in the day but decided to go ahead anyway, despite warnings that we might not be able to park.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
sure enough, the place was absolutely jam-packed. we entered via the front entrance and slowly snaked our way around the parking area, though not actually being able to enter any parking lots. after about 45 minutes we emerged out onto a side road and were directed to turn in further down into a separate parking area.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
my friend tried to bribe a parking attendant into reserving a space for us but the attendant gave up, saying that no spaces were available. finally a spot opened up not too far in front of us as we were circling around. total time to park about an hour and 15 minutes.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
the main hall was packed with people all walking in different directions, meaning going anywhere in a hurry was impossible. the auto maker booths showed mostly current models, with only a few concept and special cars on display- like a hydrogen powered toyota and an old honda richie ginther formula one car.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
a high duty on imported cars means models like this audi tt are sold for crazy prices. a fully-loaded audi tt coupe, going for around us$40,000 in america sells for 4.8m baht, or almost us$150,000.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
the french automaker citroen was displaying a lot of their models. this one in particular caught my eye. it was hard to miss as it was covered in...
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
...fake diamonds. i suppose it might be a good option for any french rap stars out there.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
chevrolet had it's new suv on display, the captiva. it was getting a lot of attention as it is assembled in thailand, so prices start at around 1.2m baht (us$35,000)- much cheaper than imports. the only other competition in the market is the very successful toyota fortuner that has been around for a few years. looks like gm will finally have a success on their hands in the thai market.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
mazda thailand was showing its mx-5 on and around their podium- seems the rx-8 is still available but they aren't holding any stock so it must be ordered. the mx-5, which starts at us$20,000 in america can be yours in thailand starting for a cool 2.4m baht, or about us$70,000.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
in thailand import duties are calculated based on the type of car and its engine displacement. the idea is to promote fuel efficiency by using smaller displacement engines, however in reality smaller displacement doesn't always mean better efficiency. for example the nissan 350z pictured above lists for 5m baht (us$150,000) compared with us$30,000 for a similarly-specced model in america. by contrast the competing rx-8 lists for 3.75m baht (us$110,000) compared with us$30,000 in america, even though both cars have very similar fuel efficiency ratings. this is due to the small displacement rotary engine used in the rx-8 versus the big 3.5 liter v6 in the nissan.

as there's nothing inherently evil about larger displacement, it seems more logical that the government would tax according to actual fuel efficiency if that is what they wanted to promote. i can only guess that using displacement is an easy answer, as with fuel efficiency they would have to measure it or (worse yet) rely on european or american government measurements.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
next, we wandered over to the motorcycle area. this is another category where regulations make a big impact on the models sold. in bangkok one cannot register a model greater than 150cc, so as a result the anemic looking bikes in the photo above are ubiquitous around the capital.
2007 bangkok motor show at bitec
one of the big draws of the motor show, at least for the guys, are the motor show models or 'pretties' as they're commonly known. wherever there was a group of the models there was a large throng of guys in front taking photos with cameras, video cameras, mobile phones, and whatever else they had handy. in return for a day of smiling and posing the models usually get between 1,000 and 2,000 baht per day (us$30-60) , which is considered very good money for thailand considering the minimum wage for bangkok is in the vicintity of us$150 per month. as such being a 'pretty' is a common part-time job for university students looking to make part-time money.

the show was very crowded on the weekend day that we were there, though i heard that as a whole sales were down about 25% compared with last year. notably absent were some higher-end brands like porsche as well as importers like sec. apparently this is due to the rivalry with the thailand international motor expo held in muang thong thani where they show. i suppose if one wants to see porsche, lotus, mazerati, lamborghini, and ferrari then the easiest option is to take a walk around siam paragon where they all have a showroom.

aside from the parking headache it was a good experience. if i was going to buy a car in thailand it would be a difficult decision as all of the models that interested me are the ones going for crazy prices. i suppose i'd need to do what i did in the past, buy a used car- and prepare myself for the adventures of used car ownership in thailand.

4.12.2007

miss puke massage


what better way to disgorge one's daily stress than with a relaxing massage at miss puke's traditional thai massage shop, located a short hurl from the novotel in siam square.